I would like to welcome your, Ladies and Gentlepets, to our club tonight.
Let me regale you with a tale of my mysterious plight.
I was on my way to this club in the usual way.
My hips and tail moved in tempting sway.
That night I couldn’t help shake a sense of danger.
Around that poorly lit corner was someone obviously new, a total stranger.
The height of this Wight didn’t seem quite right.
I’m sure this shadowy figure would have given anyone a fright.
On cautious approach, I tried to strike up a chat.
Though every fiber of my being said that this cat should scat!
His head made a 360º turn revealing a scowl!
I let out a yowl and quickly threw in the towel!
Rather than fight and bite, I jumped up and practically took flight!
In that line of sight, the streetlight finally revealed its sleight.
Let’s just say, a very confused night owl got pounced on out of spite.
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